Day 009

Ajeeb Kisa
Ladki apni marzi se de toh PYAR
Dost dilayein toh UPHAAR
Gharwalle dilayein toh SANSKAAR
Aur hum lein lein to, Section-376 IPC Ke Tahat BALAATKAAR.

Callgirl
Most Embarrassing situation –
Husband sitting in a car with his wife and a Callgirl
Comes to wife and says – Paise pehle le lena,
baad mein yeh Aadmi naatak karta hai.

Dost
Mur Mur ke na dekh mujhe
Yun Hanste Hanste
Mere Dost Hain Bare Hoshiyaar
Keh denge Bhabhiji Namaste.

Girlfriend and Boyfriend
Girlfriend – Is week hum shopping karenge.
Next week roz picture dekhenge.
Boyfriend – Uske agle week roz mandir jaayenge.
Girlfriend – Kyun?
Boyfriend – Bheekh maangne,

Pati Patni
Patni –Jab aap baahar jaate hain toh mujhe darr lagta hai.
Pati – Chinta mat karo darling, mein jaldi aa jaya karoonga.
Patni – Isi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai.