Day 008

Shaadi
Shaadi ki 1st night Dulha – Hamesha Pooja karna, Vrat rakhna,
Daan dena, Sabse Pyar se bolna.
Dulhan pareshaan ho ke baahar gayi aur boli –
Sab andar jaao, Satsang ho raha hai.

Coffee
Bikhaari – Sahab, 10 Rupaiye de do, Coffee pini hai
Aadmi – Lekin Coffee toh 5 Rupaiye ki hai.
Bikhaari – Sahab, Girlfriend bhi hai.
Aadmi – Bikhaari hokar Girlfriend banali.
Bikhaari – Nahin Sahab, Girlfriend ne mujhe Bikhaari bana diya.

Khaandaani Aashiq
Ek Ladka Ladki ka peecha kar raha tha
Ladki – Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri maan aa rahi hai.
Ladka – Hum toh khaandaani Aashiq hain/
Teri Maan ke peweche mera Baap aa raha hai.

Double Meaning
Friend ke saath karo ya Girlfriend ke saath karo
Room mein karo ya Garden mein
Din mein karo ya Raat mein
Bed pe karo ya Sofa par
Paraai toh karni hi hai.

Ladka-Ladki
Ladka – Tum gaana bahut acha gaati ho.
Ladki – Thanks, but I’m just a Bathroom singer.
Ladka – Toh bulaao na kabhi apne live concert par.