Day 007

Computer
Boy – Can I touch and see your hardware?
Girl – First show me your software.
Boy – Should I install it in your system?
Girl – Yes, but first cover it with ANTI-VIRUS.

Double Meaning
You picked me up, You took me Home,
You put your Hands around my waist,
You took off my top, then you put your lips on mine
Thank God I am a bottle of PEPSI.

Engineer
Mechanical Engineer ki wife ko Bacha hua
Wife ne Husband ko SMS bheja –
Aap ka spare part aa gaya hai.
Husband ne reply mein poocha – “NUT HAI YA BOLT”

Verbal Communication
Sadhu – We go years without verbal communication,
We call it MAUNVRAT.
Aadmi – We have the same experience
But we call it MARRIAGE.

Ganju Panju
Ganju – Maan kehti hai ke Bhains ka doodh pee,
Is se Dimaag tez hoga.
Panju – Maan, bevakoof banaati hai, agar aisa hota toh
Bhains ka bacha SCIENTIST hota.