Day 006

Dil

Jisco Dil diya, Woh Delhi chali gayi,

Jisco pyar kiya, Woh Italy chali gayi,

Dil ne kaha ke ab Khudkushi kar le Galib

Plug mein ungli daali, Toh bijli chali gayi.

Ishq

Kaun kehta hai ke budhe ishq nahin karte

Woh ishq karte hain lekin log unpe shaq nahin karte.

Shaayari 1

Aap itna yaad na karo humko

Kaheen hum Sheekhon se pareshaan na ho jaaen

Yaad toh hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain

Par darte hain ke kaheen aapko Zukaam na ho jaaye.

Shayari 2

Mein maangta hoon, Tu deti naheen, Jawab meri baat ka

Deti hai toh khara ho jaata hai rom rom jazbaat ka

Kyun kehti ho bar bar dalo, Balon mein Phool gulab ka.

Little Johny

Teacher asks little johny - What is the opposite of laughing?

Johny says - Sex.

Teacher - How can you say that?

Johny - Laughing is Ha Ha Ha & Sex is Ah Ah Ah.