Doctor
Aurat Doctor Se - Inki Beemari Theek Karo, Yeh Raat Mein
Zor Zor Se Mera Naam Pukaarte Hain.
Disneyworld ke Maalik ban ne ki koshish mat karo.
Doctor - Aap Toh Lucky Ho.
Aurat - Nahin, Kal Inki Biwi Maayke Se Lautne Wali Hai.
Head of Family
Aisa Bolte Hain Ke Pati Head Of The Family Hota Hai.
Yaad Rakho Ke Patni Neck Of The Family Hoti Hai
Aur Neck Head Ko Jahaan Chaahe Guma Sakti Hai.
Shaayari
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahin,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahin,
Woh Yaadein hi kya jisme Tum nahin
Aur Woh Tum hi kya, jiske saath Hum nahin
Pati-Patni
Patni Pati se - Kahaan ja rahe ho?
Pati - Darling, Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hoon.
Patni - Toh jaao na, khare kyun ho?
Pati - Kaise jaaoon, baahar Kutta khara hai.
Boy and Girl
Boy to his Girlfriend while making Love -
Kyun na Hum shaadi kar lein?
Girl - Tum sirf ride ka maza lo,
Weapon
Judge - You want to Divorce Santa for threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Santa's wife - No Your Honour, I am Divorcing him for threatening me every night
with a dead weapon!
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