Day 025

SARDAR

4 Sardar train ke peeche bhag rahe the.

2 char gaye, toh train mein logon ne kaha

‘well done’

Sardar – Khaak well done.

jana toh unhe tha,

hum toh chorne aaye the.

BAAP BETA

Baap bete se – Tumhare result ka kya hua?

Beta – Who Principal ka beta fail ho gaya.

Baap – Tumhara?

Beta – Who major sahib ka beta fail ho gaya.

Baap – Tumhara kya hua?

Beta – Who doctor sahib ka beta  B ……..

Baap – Idiot, mein tumhara pooch raha hoon?

Beta – Toh aap kaunse Prime Minister ho,

jo aapka beta pass ho jaaye.

SANTA BANTA

Santa ne medical store se dawa li aur store

wale se kaha, cheeni bhi do.

Medical storewala -  Cheeni medical store

pe nahin milti.

Santa – Mein pagal nahin hoon, ispe likha

hai ‘sugar free’.

PATI PATNI

Patni – Aapko bhojan chaahiye?

Pati – Mere choice mein kya kya hai?

Patni – Haan ya Na.

LADKA LADKI

1 ladke se 1 ladki ne dil maanga toh

ladki ne kaha kal doongi.

Doosre din ladki apne saath bacha

lekar aayi  aur ladke ko de diya, kyun?

Dil toh bacha hai ji.