FISH
Ek aadmi ne ek din
mashi pakdi.
Jab ghar aaya toh
No gas, no atta, no
bijli, no tel
Aadmi vaapas mashi ko
dariya
mein phenk aaya.
Mashi oopar aayi aur
zor se chilaayi
Jiyo Manmohan Sarkar
Jiyo.
PATI PATNI
Patni santa se –
Please bike tez na chalaao,
mujhe darr lag raha
hai.
Santa – Agar tumhe bhi
darr lagta hai toh
meri tarah aankhein
band kar lo.
BOYFRIENDS
Boyfriends are like ‘Pani
Puri’ always Tasty
Lovers are like ‘Pizzas’
Hot and Spicy
Husbands are like “Dal
Chaawal’
No option, but good
for health.
SCHOOL
Convent school ke
bache zoo mein –
Oh! Wow! Monkey is
sleeping. Don’t disturb.
Government school ke
bache – Oye Hoye,
dekh tera baap so raha
hai, pathar maar
saale ko.
PATI PATNI
Patni – Mein maike ja
rahi hoon, Talaaq
ka notice bhaj doongi.
Pati – Ja Ja, meedthi
meethi baatein karke,
Khush karne ki koshish
mat kar.
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