Friday, 27 January 2012

Day 027


SAANSON MEIN AAG
Honthon se choo liya
Aur ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain
Aur saanson mein aag ab tak hai
Aur kyun na ho
Khaayi bhi hari mirch hai.

CHINTI AUR HAATHI
Ek baar chinti ke liye haathi ka rishta aaya
Chinti ne rishta inkaar kar diya
Poochne par bataya ke
Dulhe ke daant baahar hain.

Ladka Ladki
Ladki – Agar meri left leg ka lunch bana ho
aur right ka dinner, toh tum kya pasand karoge?
Ladka – Mein lunch aur dinner ke beech,
sham ki chai pasand karoonga.

DOUBLE MEANING
Bite the neck gently
Chew the breast softly
Spread the legs slowly
Taste the juice excitingly.
That is how, you have to enjoy a chick
Tandoori Chicken.

PATI PATNI
Pati – Tum meri kis cheez se zyada
Impressed ho- Life style, Car, Dressing
ya bank balance
Biwi – Aap ke sex se, aap jaisa sex
mohalle mein kisiko bhi karna nahin aata. 

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