Day 028

PROPOSE

Kya aapko pata hai, ladki ko propose

karne ke liye, kaunsa din sabse acha hai.

APRIL 01. Pata hai kyun?

Agar woh maan jaaye, aapki luck

Agar na mane, toh keh do April Fool.

DULHA

Ladkiwale – Beta, drink karte ho? Ji haan.

Cigarette ? Ji haan. Juaa, Satta? Ji haan.

Danga, Fasaad? Ji haan.

Saari negative baatein, kuch positive bhi hai?

Ji haan, HIV Positive.

CHEMISTRY

In a chemistry class Teacher asked a girl –

What are nitrates?

Girl answered shyly – Night rates, they are

costlier than day.

BAKRI

Kaash tum bakri hote

Hum tumhe ghaas khilaate

Aur pyar se tumhare seeng hilaate

Aur poochte, message bhejne mein kanjoos kaun?

Toh tum pyar se kehte “mein mein.’

DRESS

Ladki – Iss dress ka kya price hai?

Dukaandaar – Sirf 5 kisses.

Ladki – Aur uss dress ka?

Dukaandaar – 10 kisses.

Ladki – Dono dresses pack kar do,

bill daddy denge.