Day 029

SANTA

Santa – Murghe kaise diye?

Dukaandaar – Rs. 50, Rs. 40 & Rs. 10.

Santa – Rs. 10, itna sasta kyun?

Dukaandaar – Sir, isse Aids hai.

Santa – De do mujhe khaana hai, sex thodi

karna hai.

SARDAR

Sardar dials number  and a girl receives

the phone.

Sardar – Hello kaun?

Girl – Mein Sita.

Sardar – Arre baap re baap! Meine to

ludhiyana call kiya tha, yeh toh Ayodhya

lag gaya.

BANANA

Ek aurat 3^rd floor se banana wale ko

dekhkar poochti hai ‘kela kaise dega’?

Banana wala – Memsaab , 8 mein12.

Aurat -  7(sath) mein 13(tera) loongi

deta hai toh oopar aa ja.

BOSS

Boss - Itne kam kapde pehenkar kyun

aayi ho, aadha jism dikh raha hai.

Ladki – Itni salary mein yehi aata hai.

Boss – Manager, isko 3 mahine tak

salary mat dena.