SANTA BANTA
Santa –
Inn aalu ke paranthon mein
aalu nazar
nahin aa raha hai?
Banta –
Yaar naam pe mat ja, Kashmiri
pulaav mein
kabhi Kashmir nazar aata
hai kya?
TEACHER STUDENT
Madam
Teacher – Kahaan se copy ki,
Kahaan hai
pen?
Student
Ladka – Tume dekha kya copy,
kya pen,
Tere mast mast do nain,
mere dil
ka le gaye chein, ghaayab hai
copy aur
kho gayi pen.
KHUSHI
Santa apni
biwi se – Aaj tumhari choti
behen ko
apne ghar dekhke bahut khushi
ho rahi
hai.
Biwi –
Haanji, aapki khushi pyjame mein se
dikh rahi
hai.
SITUATION
Woh kaunsi
situation hai jismein mard
15
minute mein thak jata hai aur aurat
chaahati
hai ke woh karta rahe.
Shopping.
Magar
aap ki soch ko salaam.
THE MAKING OF GIRLS
God – I
am making girls with high tech
features,
any suggestions?
Boys –
Yes, the heart should be
‘password’
protected, to avoid
multiple
users.
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