MEHBOOBA
Baith
kar apni mehbooba ki zulfon
ke saaye
mein’
aisa josh
aaya, Phir?
Uski
Biwi ne dekh liya
aur ICU
mein hosh aaya.
COLLEGE
College
ke pehle din par
Ladka
Ladki se – Tumhara naam
kya hai?
Ladki –
Mujhe sab didi kehte hain.
Ladka –
Wow, mujhe sab Jijaji kehte hain.
DOCTOR
Doctor –
Tum maamuli peeth dard bata
rahe the,
lekin tumhari toh dharkan bhi
kaafi badi
hui hai.
Patient
– Woh toh aapki fees dekhkar
badi hai.
GIRLFRIEND
Girlfriend
aisi ho,
Jo 10
logon mein khari ho sake.
Aisi
nahin, jise dekhkar
10
logon ka khara ho jaye.
PYAR
Dhokha
mila jab pyar mein
Zindagi
mein udaasi cha gayi
Socha
tha aag laga denge is duniya ko
Toh
kambhakt colony mein doosri aa gayi.
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