Day 066

NURSE

Ganju ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Panju – Aur ganju, kaisi beet rahi hai?

Ganju – Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister

na kaho, bolti hi nahin

SHER(LION)

Ganju-Tu toh office mein baraa sher

bankar ghoomta hai, ghar mein kya

ho jaata hai?

Panju-Hota toh sher hi hoon, bas

“DURGA” savaar ho jaati hai.

PATI PATNI

Patni-Agar mein kho gayee, toh

tum kya karoge?

Pati-Akhbaar mein ishtehaar doonga.

Patni-Tum kitne ache ho, kya likhwaaoge?

Pati-Jahaan bhi raho, khush raho.

STRESS

What is difference between Stress, Tension

And Panic?

Stress is when Wife is pregnant

Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant

Panic is when both are pregnant.

TEACHER

Lady teacher-Chup raho, nahin toh

Kharaa kar doongi.

All the male students started shouting-

“PEHLE MERA, PEHLE MERA.”