NEW BORN BABY
Ek
bacha paida hote hi nurse
se bola
– Mobile hai kya?
Nurse –
Kya karega?
Bacha –
Kuch nahin, Bhagwaan
ko call
karna hai K mein theek
thaak
pahunch gaya.
Patient
doctor se – Aapne nurse
bahut
achi rakhi hai, uska haath
lagte
hi, mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor
– Jaanta hoon, thappar ki
aawaaz
yahaan taka aa rahi hai.
GANJU PANJU
Ganju –
Mere 3 bete engineer ban gaye
lekin
ek kambhakht daku ban gaya.
Panju –
Toh usko ghar se nikaal do.
Ganju –
Yehi toh problem hai, kambhakht
kamaakar
bhi saala wahi aata hai.
SAPNA
Teacher
– Maria,tera sapna kya hai?
Maria –
Chaand par charna.
Teacher
– Peter, tumhaara sapna?
Peter –
Maria par charna.
CALL GIRL
Ek call
girl ka janaaza nikla toh usse
dekhkar
ek aadmi bola – Acha hua,
aakhir
aapas mein dono mili toh sahi.
Doosre
aadmi ne poocha – Kaun dono?
Pehle
aadmi ne jawab diya-Uski taangein.
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