Day 054

PATI PATNI

Biwi(gusse mein)-“Tumhaare dimaag

mein toh gobar hi bhara hai.

Pati(pyar se)-“Toh phir itni der se

kha kyun rahi ho?

PANJU

Panju mobile company mein

job ke liye gaya.

Pehle hi sawaal ka jawaab dene

par usse maar kar baga diya.

Sawaal tha-Sabse acha network

kaunsa hai?

Panju-Cartoon Network.

BAAP BETA

Baap bete se-Naalaayak, tu fail

ho gaya aur dekh saamnewali

Roopa ko, 1^st aayi hai, dekh.

Beta-Kya karoon, usse  dekh dekh

kar hi toh fail ho  gaya hoon.

LADKA-LADKI

Larka larki se saamne pant utaarkar

bola-Kya tumhaare pass aisa hai?

Larki panty utaarkar boli-Jiske pass

aisi hotri hai, unke pass inki koi

kami nahin hoti.

HUSBAND WIFE

Wife-Aapko bus mein logon ne kyun mara?

Husband-Arey, mera photo bus mein

neeche gir gaya aur lady ke saari ke

neeche aa gaya. Meine kaha madam,

zara saari oopar kijiye, photo lena hai.