Day 053

WIFE AND SAALI

Saali is beauty, Wife is duty

Saali is passion, Wife is tension

Saali is patakha, Wife is syapa

Saali is cool, Wife is fool

Saali is tutty fruity, Wife is kismat futi

Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earthquake.

WIFE AND HUSBAND

How woman calls their husband

in 1^st 6 years.

First year:            JANU

Second year:      O.G.

Third year:          SUNTE HO?

Fourth year:        O BUNTY KE PAPA

Fifth year:            KAHAAN MAR GAYE?

Sixth year:           TUM AATE HO K MEIN AAOON?

MOTHER AND WIFE

What is the difference between

mother and wife?

One woman brings you into

this world crying and the other ensures

you continue to do so.

EIFEL TOWER

Aadmi mood mein aa gaya aur

usne patni se kaha-Pehle hum

room mein jaaen ya eifel tower pe.

Patni-Room chalte hain, eifel tower

toh kal bhi khara milega.

CLOTHES

Impotance of clothes in woman’s life.

Morning:              Wash clothes.

Noon:                  Dry clothes.

Evening:              Iron clothes.

Night:                   Open clothes.

Midnight:             No clothes

Early morning:    Search for clothes.