Day 003

Pati-Patni

Pati - Ek Lekhak Ne Likha Hai Ke Pati Ko Bhi Ghar Ke Maamlon Mein

Bolne Ka Haq Hona Chaahiye.

Patni - Woh Bechaara Bhi Dekho Likh Hi Paya, Bol Nahin Saka.

Chinti and Haathi

Chinti Aur Haathi Ki Shaadi Hui,

2 Din Baad Chinti Vidhwa Ho Gayi,

Chinti - Wah Bhagwan, Yeh Kaisa Insaaf Hai,

Sirf Do Din Ka Pyar Aur Umra Bhar Kabr Banane Ki Saza Di Hai.

AG

Biwiyaan Apne Pati Ko A.G. Kyun Kehti Hain?

Kyunki Biwiyaan Sanskaari Hoti Hain

Bhare Bazar Mein 'ABE GADHE' Nahin Kah Sakti

Isiliye Short Mein A.G. Kehti Hain.

Colour TV

Hamari Pehli Shaadi Ki Saalgraha Par Aunty Ne Colour TV Tohfe Mein Diya.

Usne Kaha Beti, Yeh T.V. Tumhare Pati Ke Liye Aur Yeh Remote Tumhaare Liye.

Paraai

Government Kehti Hai Ke Ek Larki Ne Paraai  Kar Li Toh Ghar Ke 4 Logon Ko Shikshit Banaati Hai. Par Larki Ke Parte Time College Mein 40 Larke Fail Ho Jaate Hain, Uska Kya?

Vishwas

Vishwas Karna Hum Dosti Apni Nibhaayenge

Agar Khuda Bhi Bulaaega, Toh Kah Denge

Dost Agar Ijaazat Dega, Toh Hi Aayenge.

Daaku

Daaku Aadmi Ko Chaaku Dikhaakar - Tere Paise Nikaal

Aadmi - Tumko Pata Nahin Mein Kaun Hoon, Mein Neta Hoon.

Daaku - Acha, Toh Phir Mere Paise Nikaal.

Maan aur Beta

Maan - Beta, Apple Khaoge?

Beta - Nahin.

Maan - Beta, Mango Khaoge?

Beta - Nahin.

Maan - Beta Orange Khaoge?

Beta - Nahin.

Maan - Bilkul Apne Baap Pe Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khaega.