Day 002

 

Sabziwala

Ek Sabziwale Ke Ghar Bacha Paida Hua,

Toh Ek Aurat Bache Ko Dekhkar Boli -

Kitna Pyara Bacha Hai?

Sabziwala Apni Aadat Ke Mutabik Bola -

Aur Hai Bhi Bilkul Taazaa.

Ganju-Panju

Ganju -Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Tera

Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subaha Mujhe

Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahaan Mujhe

Panju - Uth Saale, Bistar Par Susu Kar Diya Hai Tune

Maggie Noodles

Shiv - Mera Trishul Kahaan Hai?

Parvati - Ganesh Le Gaya.

Shiv - Kyun?

Parvati - Keh Raha Tha, Papa Se Kehna, Girlfriend Ke Saath Maggie Noodles Khaane Ke Liye Kaanta Le Ja Raha Hoon.

Car Loan

Panju Apne Baap Se - Car Ki Chaabi Do, College Mein Function Hai.

Baap - Car?

Panju - 10 Laakh Ki Car Mein Jaaoonga, Rob Padega.

Baap - Yeh Lo 10 Rupaiye, 40 Laakh Ki Bus Mein Jaayega, Zyada Rob Padega.

Pati-Patni

Patni  Raat Mein Pati Se - Meri Taraf Face Karke So Jaao Na, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai.

Pati - Acha, Aur Mein Bale Hi Darr Ke Maare Mar Jaaoon.