Day 001

Pati-Patni

Pati Na Kajre Ki Dhaar

Na Motiyon Ke Haar

Na Koi Kiya Singaar

Phir Bhi Kitni Sunder Ho

Patni-Oye Saaf Saaf Bolo Na Ki MAKE-UP  Ke Liye Paise Nahin Doonga.

Car Loan

Ganju Ne Bank Se Loan Pe Ek Car Li

Loan Nahin Chuka Paya Toh Bank Wale Car Uthaakar Le Gaye

Udhaas Ganju - Pehle Pata Hota Toh Shaadi Bhi Loan Leke Karta.

Girls Live Longer

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?

Scientific Studies Has Proved That Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks,

But Paying The Bills Does.

Boy and Girl

Girl - It's Too Tight.

Boy - D'ont Worry, I Will Do It.

Girl - Push It In.

Boy! Ah, I Can't.

Girl - It's Painful.

Boy - Forget It, We Will Buy New Wedding Ring..

Train

4 Sardar Train Ke Peeche Bhaag Rahe The

2 Char Gaye Toh Train Mein Logon Nein Kaha, "WELL DONE"

Sardars - Khaak "WELL DONE"

Jana Toh Unhe Tha,

Hum Toh Chorne Aaye The.

Shaadi

Shaadi Se Pehle Chandramukhi

Shaadi Ke Samay Surajmukhi

Shaadi Ke Baad Jwalamukhi

Shaadi Ke 10 Saal Baad

Tu Mujhse Dukhi, Mein Tujse Dukhi.

Chhute Paise

Ek Aadmi Raah Chalte Doosre Aadmi Ko Rukaake Poochta Hai -

Bhai Sahab, 30 Rupaiye Ke Chutte Milenge Kya?

Doosra Aadmi Jat Se Jawab Deta Hai - Do 15 Ke Chalenge Kya?

Judwa Behne

Ganju Panju Se - Agar Aap Do Judua Beheno Mein Se Ek Se Shaadi Kar Lo Toh Apni Patni Ko Kaise Pehchaanoge?

Panju - Mein Kyun Pehchanoo?

Lipstick

ARZ HAI EK ENGLISH SHAAYARI:

Lipsticks Are Girl's Beauty

Lipsticks Are Girls Beauty

Tasting Them Is Boy's Duty.

Loan

Panju Bank Gaya - Wahaan Likha Tha, Sone Par Loan Milta Hai.

Panju Waheen So Gaya Aur Poocha Ek Raat Sone Par Kitna Loan Milega.

Doctor Ka Kaha

Panju Apni Bibi Ko Maar Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha - Kyun Maar Rahe Ho?

Panju - Doctor Ne Kaha Hai,  Isko Dawaai Koot Koot Ke Deni Hai.

Boy and Girl

Panju Apni Bibi Ko Maar Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha - Kyun Maar Rahe Ho?

Panju - Doctor Ne Kaha Hai,  Isko Dawaai Koot Koot Ke Deni Hai.

Shayari 1

Arz Kiya Hai

Dil Jalaa Raha Hoon, Kismat Aazma Raha Hoon

Khoob Gumaya Uss Bewafa Ko Bike Pe

Isliye Aaj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hoon.

Shayari 2

Phool Kharaab Nahin Hota, Makhiyaan Kharaab Karti Hain

Phool Kharaab Nahin Hota, Makhiyaan Kharaab Karti Hain

Ladke Kharaab Nahin Hote, Ladkiyaan Kharaab Karti Hain.