Day 041

TAKLA

Ek machar ek takle ke sir parJa baitha.

Doosra machar bola-Wah, kya ghar

doonda hai.

Phela machar bola-Ghar kahaan re,

abhi toh sirf plot khareeda hai.

JUDGE

Judge-Iss aadmi ke dono kaan kaat do.

Aadmi-Nahin, mein andha ho jaaoonga.

Judge-Kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge?

Aadmi-Chashma kya tere baap ke kaan

pe lagaaoonga.

PATI PATNI

Patni-Kyun Ji, aapne toh bola tha without

reason no drinking, abhi why drinking?

Pati-Darling, diwali is coming na, rocket

forne ke liye bottle chaahiye.

SANTA

Santa in Bangkok to lady-How much for

a hand job?

Lady-Rs.500, Do you want one?

Santa-No, I was curious, how much I save

when I do it myself.

BETI

Beti-Maan, tumne kaha tha ke mard ke

dil mein jaane ka raasta aankhon se

hokar jaata hai.

Maan-Haan.

Beti-Lekin kal raat meine doosra raasta

doond liya.