TEACHER
Teacher class mein bachon ka hausla
barane ke
liye samjha rahi thi.
Teacher: Agar iraada sahi ho, toh har
sapna poora
ho jaata hai.
Chintu: Madam, yeh baat jooth hai.
Teacher hairani se: Kyun chintu, aisa
kyun bola tumne?
Chintu: Agar yeh baat sach hoti toh ab
tak aap mere
2 bachon ki maan ban gayi hoti.
LARKA
LARKI
Larki: Mcdonalds chalein?
Larka: Pehle iski spelling bataao, phir chalenge.
Larki: Acha toh phir KFC chalein?
Larka: Iska full form batao, phir
chalenge.
Larki: Haraamkhor, ab chole bature hi
khila de.
PAPPU
Pappu ab jawan ho gaya tha, aakhir papa
se
lar jagar kar usne bike le hi li.
Ab who roz larkiyon ko ghumaya karta
tha.
Ek din ek larki sarak par paidal ja
rahee thee, pappu
uske pass se tez bike chalaata hua
nikla.
Larki dar gayi aur pappu ko dekhkar
chilaayee:
Oye, maarega kya?
Pappu ne bike roki aur bola: Philhaal
mood toh
nahin hai, par agar dogi toh maar hi
loonga.
LARKA
LARKI
Larka aur Larki ek hi bath tub mein naha
rahe the.
Larki ne neeche dekha aur boli: Kya,
mein tumhara
yeh shoo sakti hoon?
Larka: Nahin, tumne toh apna tor diya
hai, mera
bhi tor dogi.
PATI
PATNI
Pati patni se: Hamaara ek bhi bacha
nahin, tumhe pata
hai kutiya ek time mein 6 bache paida
karti hai.
Patni: 6 bachon ke liye woh 26 kutton ke
saath ghoomti
bhi toh hai.
